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Brand New You

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked \”Is my time up?\”

God said, \”No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.\”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, \”I though you said I had another 40 years?\”

God replied, \”I didn\’t recognize you.\”

FATHER\’S ABC\’S

A-lways trust your children to God\’s care.

B-ring them to church.

C-hallenge them to high goals.

D-elight in their achievements.

E-xalt the Lord in their presence.

F-rown on evil.

G-ive them love.

H-ear their problems.

I-gnore not their childish fears.

J-oyfully accept their apologies.

K-eep their confidence.

L-ive a good example before them.

M-ake them your friends.

N-ever ignore their endless questions.

O-pen your heart to their love.

P-ray for them by name.

Q-uicken your interest in their spirituality.

R-emember their needs.

S-how them the way of salvation.

T-each them to work.

U-nderstand they are still young.

V-erify your statements.

W-ean them from bad company.

e-Xpect them to obey.

Y-earn for God\’s best for them.

Z-ealously guide them in Bible truth.

John 3:16

In the city of Chicago, one cold, dark night, a blizzard was setting in. A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, while other people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he wasn\’t trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, \”Mister, you wouldn\’t happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley, and it\’s awful cold in there at night. It sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay.\”

The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, \”You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they open the door you just say \’John 3:16\’ and they will let you in.\”

So the boy walked up the steps to...

Little Girl

There is a beautiful
crystal castle
it sits on a hill
and watches the land
The soul owner is
a beautiful little girl
She plays in the garden
has everything she needs
and lives in happiness
One morning she looked
into the mirror
and saw a stranger
It was a woman
and she realised it was
herself, all grown up
In the background
scenes of her future life
flitted before her
She looked deep into the woman\’s eyes
and what she saw made her want to cry
She had never seen or felt
such pain
The woman stared at her
and could not understand
why such a happy little girl
would have reason to cry
The little girl said
\”I am you and you are me
I need you to love me
and I will love you
Take me away from this place
and I will make your heart my home
there is much love there but you
must unlock the door
and w...

A Love Story

One day, I woke early in the morning to watch the sunrise.
Ah, the beauty of God\’s creation is beyond description.
As I watched, I praised God for His beautiful work.
As I sat there, I felt the Lord\’s presence with me.

He asked me, \”Do you love me?\”

I answered, \”Of course, God! You are my Lord and Saviour!\”

Then He asked, \”If you were physically handicapped, would you still love me?\”

I was perplexed. I looked down upon my arms, legs and the rest of my body and wondered how many things I wouldn\’t; be able to do, the things that I took for granted.

And I answered, \”It would be tough Lord, but I would still love You.\”

Then the Lord said, \”If you were blind, would you still love my creation?\”

How could I love something without being able to see it? Then I thought of...